i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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