I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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