did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
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So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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