I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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