john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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ttyl tear gas
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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