BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Even my vagina gasped.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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