My first STD was from a foam party
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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