something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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