Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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