it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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