I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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