in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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