Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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