you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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