I like my sex mixed with concussions.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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