Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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