you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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