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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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