Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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