I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just want nice things and good sex
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize