if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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