Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
high people should be assigned attendants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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