the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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