so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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