We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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