I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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