Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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