is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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