the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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