Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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