There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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