well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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