the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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