Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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