so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I need to calm my uterus...
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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