census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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