i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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