I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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