you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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