We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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