Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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