I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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