We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize