My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
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Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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