I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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