If that was your dad, he is hot
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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