I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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