Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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