love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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