Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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